I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
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I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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