She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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