I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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