I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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