so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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