yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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