I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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