im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
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