I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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