hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
When did angry sex become our thing?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
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