my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Operation Purity has been aborted
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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