Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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