having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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