shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Those nachos came to me in a dream
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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