just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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