Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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