Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
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I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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