I'd wear matching sweaters with you
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
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Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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