On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
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Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
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He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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