Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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