Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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