she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
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I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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