omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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