You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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