He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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