It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
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it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
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