i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
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She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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