i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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