Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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