She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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