So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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