I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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