Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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