Dual....:-)
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
