I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
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Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
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This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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