Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
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We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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