She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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