My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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