i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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