no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Operation Purity has been aborted
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
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Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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