There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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