ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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