beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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