Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
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