Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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