Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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