All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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