You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Randomize
