I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
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he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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