i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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