Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I have tasted many bathrooms
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
