Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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