Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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