Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
There r osticjed everywhere
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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