in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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