It's just like the Real World with babies
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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