Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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