i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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