Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
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If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
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Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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