I hate all girls vehemently.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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