the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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